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Stayed in a five star hotel in Nigeria last week. I knew it was five star because the chef washed his hands after he had a shit.

Squeaky (1647) · 22-05-2026 0917

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A Nigerian washing anything? Sounds like bollocks to me!

DdraigGoch · 06-06-2026 1406
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That would never happen, Squeaky. Not in Nigeria.

scotty · 22-05-2026 2039
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