Three gay men sitting in a crematorium, each of them holding urns containing the ashes of their dearly departed boyfriends. First one says "My boyfriend and I used to love going sailing together, so I'm going to spread his ashes on a lake." Second one says "My boyfriend and I used to love going hiking together, so I'm going to spread his ashes on a hillside." Third one says "I'm going to mix my boyfriends ashes up with some curry powder, make it into a vindaloo and eat it." Other two look aghast and ask "What do you want to do that for??" Third one replies "So he can make my arse bleed one last time"