A black guy is walking down a beach one day, and stubs his toe on something in the sand; that something turns out to be a lamp. Anyway, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! The genie gives him one wish as a reward for letting him out of the lamp/prison. The guy thinks about for a while, and then says: "Ok man, I want to be white, and I want to be surrounded by pussy". So the genie turns him into a tampon.