A young, heavily pregnant Irish lass is involved in a car crash and is put into a coma. When she wakes up several weeks later, she discovers that she has given birth. "What happened to my baby?" she asks a nurse. "Well, miss, you had a boy and a girl, and your brother Seamus is looking after them for you. We didn't know how long you'd be out, so he named them for you." "But Seamus is a dickhead! What did he call them?" the girl asks. "He called the girl Denise". "That's not too bad," the girl says, "what did he call the boy?" "Denephew."