Little Johnny was curious as to the mysteries of female anatomy, so he decided one day to approach his father, who was sure to be a learned scholar on the subject. "Daddy," said Johnny, "what does a vagina look like?" Somewhat unprepared for this question, Johnny's old man took some time to gather himself, and replied with a knowledgeable smile: "Well, before a woman has sex with a man, a vagina looks like a delicate flower bud, glistening ever-so-slightly in the morning dew." "And what does it look like after she's had sex?" asked Johnny. "Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."