A blind man goes into a forest... as he goes on he stumbles into a stream and then decides he should feel his way around for a bridge just as he arrives at the bridge, a bunny rabbit and a skunk dive at him and say "you can only cross this bridge if you can guess what we are" he feels the bunny first "well... you have long ears, long front teeth and a fluffy tail, you must be a rabbit" Then he feels the skunk... "You've got long greasy hair, and you smell... you must be a paki"