A young lad is in the car with his Dad. Dad nearly hits someone and yells "Bastard!". The boy asks "Dad, what does bastard mean?" The father replies "It's another word for 'stranger' son". When they arrive home, the little lad finds his mother stuffing a turkey. She loses her watch and shouts "Fuck!" He asks her what the word fuck means. She answers "It's another word for 'stuff' son". Then the little boy wanders upstairs where his Dad is having a shave. He cuts himself and shouts "Bollocks!". The young lad asks what bollocks means. The dad retorts "It's another word for 'chin' my son". There's a knock at the door. The little lad, now full of newfound wisdom answers it. There are two policemen at the door. He greets them with "Hello you bastards, don't worry my mothers fucking a turkey and my fathers shaving his bollocks".