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Laughing at murder

I went out to get some booze and the high street is sealed off, so being a prick I walked right up to the police tape where this professional photographer was taking pictures and asked him what happened. He said someone got murdered and I immediately burst out laughing - right in front of one of the pigs. She told us to get out of the street so we "don't get run over" so me and the photographer started giving her shit but not enough to get arrested. If the fucking pigs did their jobs in the first place then we wouldn't have this every other month or so and I wouldn't have a reason to laugh. As Andrew Lawrence puts it nowadays it's a mild inconvenience, something you step over on your way to work: Andrew Lawrence Youtube Video

ianwatkins 🥉 · 25-05-2026 2208

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Oh hell no. The sooner the BBC goes down the pan the better. No right at all to have 'British' in their name. They promote anything but 🫪

supergalley 🥇 🥈 (1722) · 29-05-2026 1414
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He had a show on radio 4 called "what to do when you're not like everyone else" fucking brilliant. But I doubt he'll get a second series

Stickyagain 🥉 (1728) · 28-05-2026 2158
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I only discovered him when he got all that free advertising after the Liverpool incident.

ianwatkins 🥉 (1886) · 27-05-2026 0229
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Andrew Lawrence hits the nail on the head.

supergalley 🥇 🥈 (1722) · 26-05-2026 1614
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