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Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review
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'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes
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'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on
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Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓
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Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳
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Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws.
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Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal.
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'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates
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Rooting for the killer
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly0dpl0438o
If I'm reading this story correctly some idiot walked out in front of a car and got himself killed. Under UK law the driver would definitely get found guilty of manslaughter get a criminal record and spend some time in jail, completely ruining their life. This quick thinker turned off the guy's mobile phone, removed his wallet and anything else that could identify him before chucking the body in the nearest wheelie bin, dumping it in the woods and cleaning off any fingerprints.
Frankly, I am rooting for the killer. If that was me I wish I could think on the spot and dispose of an idiot that wasn't worth me being punished for. I just can't think of a joke about it right now and I needed to get this out. Feel free to call me a cunt who doesn't respect the sanctity of human life, but nobody's ever respected mine so this is how I've ended up. Fuck that dead guy, ha-de-ha-ha 😄
ianwatkins
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· 15-03-2026 1520
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This story is rubbish. I "refuse" to take it seriously. Having said that, what a waste of a life.
Stickyagain
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· 25-06-2026 1810
In mitigation, Your Honour, the deceased was human garbage...
theverydevilhimself
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· 22-06-2026 0725
'Bin caught' nice one Supergalley, I was clearly overthinking it. But yes three people have bin arrested.
ianwatkins
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· 16-03-2026 1647
This man needs to replace Keir Starmer immediately!
Squeaky
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· 16-03-2026 1116
Has he Bin caught yet? 😆
I totally agree. Good luck to him. Natural selection isn't something to be punished for being the instrument of 😉
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· 15-03-2026 2127
