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Winter Olympics

What the fuck is with the fucking Winter Olympics. The Olympics started as feats of manly strength. Chucking spears, chucking rocks, running, fighting. I can appreciate that figure skating is how many times a woman can flash her vagina in 300 seconds but how the fuck is curling a sport?? Sliding down an ice channel in a catsuit takes some balls but god damn people who sweep ice should not be allowed in the same category. Oh I'm an athlete, here's my athletic broom.

ianwatkins 🥉 · 14-02-2026 1304

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oh like that guy who tried to break a steel girder with his head in 2010. that had me in stitches. my sides were splitting.

ianwatkins 🥉 (1886) · 15-02-2026 0558
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In it's defence, it's a lot more likely for one of the Winter Olympics competitors to die trying to win a medal. Which, apparently fall apart. Fools gold. And you can't tell which of the birds are dykes so just enjoy their body in whatever tight outfit they've got on. And who doesn't secretly enjoy seeing the figure skater girls knickers

Gungho_ED (282) · 15-02-2026 0122
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