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Alligator Eats Child

Favourite standup? Mine has to be Doug Stanhope and by far this is my favourite joke of his. It goes on about 11 minutes and he compares it to the parents winning the lottery: https://youtu.be/AVcxfRBO4-M?t=202 And not one of my favourite comedians but I do like Anthony Jeselnik's Shark Party: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAes7itoyIU

ianwatkins 🥉 · 03-02-2026 1944

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Completely true.

supergalley 🥇 🥈 (1722) · 05-02-2026 0717

Social media though isn't it, anyone can write any old shite they like on there and the social media companies don't want to put a stop to that since it fuels their business. People have their lives destroyed by cancel culture but then a month later everyone forgets about them when they move on to the next bullshit agenda.

ianwatkins 🥉 (1886) · 05-02-2026 0523

It pisses me off that we never got a vote on woke. They just did it, and destroyed anytime who spoke up about it. Some "democracy" 🫣

supergalley 🥇 🥈 (1722) · 05-02-2026 0221

I think my sense of humour has just become Americanised from decades of watching South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons etc. and somehow US comedians (the good ones) manage to dodge censorship since they will always have an audience somewhere in their country whereas everywhere here has the fucking woke brigade en masse.

ianwatkins 🥉 (1886) · 04-02-2026 2337

Ricky Gervais. Jimmy Carr. Just love them annihilating the woke weirdos at full throttle 😁 Used to like Ben Elton when I was a kid; before I learned how the world really works outside the education system and public sector bubble.

supergalley 🥇 🥈 (1722) · 04-02-2026 2211