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14-04-2026 18:01 |
Getting molested as a youth led me to constantly dress as a clown as an adult an
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19-04-2026 21:36 |
Friday night at the pub, this black lady suggested I take her home.
It was a
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16-04-2026 19:54 |
Since Grenfell Towers all the buildings have had to come with chutes for the wog
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15-04-2026 20:02 |
This lady was holding a cucumber in the vegetables; I leaned over and winked "Th
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13-05-2026 20:39 |
Getting caught getting a blow job through a glory hole was the worst.
You ge
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04-05-2026 22:21 |
I heard the story of a boy who once went to school dressed like Martin Luther Ki
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27-04-2026 06:47 |
My wife is so ugly, when I get a blow job off of her it counts as Anal.
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14-04-2026 22:29 |
"Uh, I never use the N-word," I said to this black guy
"You live alone and y
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14-04-2026 19:48 |
This Asian whore kept going, "Me so Horny, me so Horny !"
I replied, "I can
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13-04-2026 21:53 |
Once on holiday we came across this enormous cave with a double entrance that th
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06-05-2026 23:55 |
"I don't know," I said to my wife, "I'm just not happy seeing my son playing wit
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20-04-2026 18:52 |
It's true the "Great Replacement Theory" is real, when I found one day out-of-th
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| 2 |
16-04-2026 00:24 |
Flew to one of the world's biggest travel destinations and was furious with the
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| 2 |
15-04-2026 22:36 |
The amateur-inventor neighbour who looks like Rick Moranis lost control of his p
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| 2 |
15-04-2026 18:50 |
People hated that I was making sure to spell all my words with the U.
Liquour
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13-04-2026 19:44 |
I was browsing OnlyFans when a new woman's profile was recommended to me - "Sata
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07-05-2026 01:29 |
I never thought I'd be one of these guys that after the age of 50 wears an embar
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16-04-2026 21:38 |
I asked this Asian whore what she calls herself, she replied Ding Dong.
After
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16-04-2026 21:01 |
My wife screamed in the bedroom, "Fuck me with 12 inches and hurt me !".... we s
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| 1 |
16-04-2026 18:48 |
"You could have gotten far more for your set of USA Presidential coins, if not f
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17-04-2026 03:17 |
A group of serious-looking aliens landed in my field and said Take me to your Le
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13-05-2026 20:36 |
After I made a public criticism of the LGBTQ, this lady said "People that live i
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