'...So, a young girl is getting married and wants to look nice for her new husband on their wedding night, so she goes to a Tattooist with a request. She says, "I want a butterfly on each arse cheek." The tattooist says... Not a chance, love. Wouldn't even attempt it. Butterflies are the most difficult to do, but I can do Bees. I can do you Bees?" Reluctantly she agrees and on her wedding night and her new husband is in bed, she gets undressed, bends over at the end of the bed, parts the cheeks of her arse and says, "What do you think of that?" To which her husband replies, "Who the hell is BOB?"