Tesco superstore. Broughton Extra Dear Mr Kazanski, I am writing to you in regards of the following Over the past six months you have caused quite a commotion in our Broughton store, we cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. February 15th you took 24 boxes of tampons and randomly put them in other people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. March 2nd you set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. April 7th you made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's toilets. 4. May 4th you went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of MandMs on tic. 5. May 14th Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. May 23rd When an assistant asked if they could help you began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Paramedics were called.. 7. June 4th Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose. 8. June 23rd Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 9. July 8th you hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, you yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 10. July 12th When an announcement came over the loud speaker, you assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN' 11. July 13th you went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the assistants passed out.