A black man finds a lamp on the beach one day, thinking it might be worth a bit if it was cleaned up, he gives it a rub. Poof, out pops a genie! "For freeing me from the lamp I will grant you three wishes!" Thinking he's being wound up by his mates, he wishes for the first thing to pop into his head. "Give me an icecream!" Poof! An icecream stand appears with his name on it! A bit stunned, he sits there for a while eating his icecream, thinking long and hard before making his final two wishes, finally, he turns to the genie and says... "I want to be white and surrounded by women!" Poof! He turns into a tampon!