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The wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow. I said, "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?" "What, in case I shit myself?" She replied. "No." I said, "in case your main chute doesn't fucking open."

supergalley 🥉 (2167) · 01-07-2026 1427

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Jesus, I thought Wasp had arrived.😁😁

Stallion · 01-07-2026 1609
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