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I had a phone call from my son's headmaster. "I'm afraid to tell you that a group of Asian lads ganged up on Michael and stuck his head down the toilet." "Little bastards. Is he OK now?" "Unfortunately not. They cut it off first."

supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1405) · 20-06-2026 1553

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That escalated quickly...

Facthunt · 14-07-2026 1939
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I just proper lol'd. Sitting here mourning the death of a good mate this morning. That was much-needed.

theverydevilhimself · 20-06-2026 2134
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