Having a clear out of crap on my phone and found this old thing - it made me chortle, so thought it was worth a post… A teacher calls her P1 class in from play time. She goes up to little Sally and asked "Sally, what did you do at break?" "I played in the sand pit" said Sally. "Good” said the teacher, “Now, if you can spell the word 'sand' on the black board, I'll give you a freshly baked cookie". So, Sally spelt the word correctly and got a cookie. Then little Billy comes in. "Billy, what did you do at break?" asks the teacher. "I played in the sand pit with Sally", replies Billy. “Good” said the teacher, “Now, if you can spell the word 'pit' on the black board, I'll give you a freshly baked cookie". So, Billy spelt it correctly and got a cookie. Then little Mohammed came in from the playground. "Mohammed, what did you do at break?" Asked the teacher "Billy and Sally threw stones at me Miss!" Was Mohammed’s reply. "Hmm, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination” said the teacher. “If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination', I'll give you a freshly baked cookie.