A limbless lady sunbathes on the beach and the sun sets a man approaches her and begins to chat with her. Eventually they get around to the subject of her body. "So I s'pose you've never been kissed then" he says "Alas I'm thirty and have never kissed a man because I don't have arms or legs" And so the man decides to put her out of her misery and promptly sticks his tongue down her throat. He then asks "i s'pose you've never been eaten out" "alas" she cried "I'm thirty and have never had anyone eat my pussy because I don't have arms or legs" And so the man happily burrows his head and gives her an earthshaking orgasm. Finally, the man enquiries "i s'pose you've never been screwed then" at which point she replies hopefully "alas I'm thirty and no-one has ever screwed me because I have no arms or legs" To which the man replies. Well you're fucked, the tides coming in