Rachel Reeves is touring Wales in her chauffeur driven car. The chauffeur forgets about the 20 mph limit and is speeding at 21mph. Suddenly a cow jumps over the hedge right in front of the car and is killed. She orders the chauffeur to go and tell the farmer. He is gone for 6 hours. When he gets back he is drunk with his hat missing, his hair ruffled and with a huge grin on his face. What happened to you she demands you’ve been gone hours. He replies the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey for me, his wife cooked me a stunning meal and his daughter made love to me. What on earth did you tell him she demanded, I said I was Rachel Reeves chauffeur and I’ve killed the cow.