Just formed a new band,calling ourselves the Sewing Machines. I'm the lead Singer....

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FRANK69 (17) · 24-09-2026 1459

Is it called "being stood up" because it's the opposite of getting laid?

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Dristarg (178) · 28-09-2026 1711

I heard they just fired a policeman, Officer Neil Neck fired cos of his name!

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Ash (42) · 29-08-2026 2316

The glove puppeteers Union is going on strike. They've just had a show of hands.

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FRANK69 (17) · 22-09-2026 1441