Since I qualified as a doctor, I've found I can have my pick of the ladies. It's fucking great working on the coma ward.
Rape / Sexual Violence › Consent Grey Area Jokes Consent Grey Area Jokes theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3788) · 06-10-2026 0353I got one of those Ancestry DNA kits for my birthday and was amazed to find out how many famous people I am related to. Turns out that William the Conqueror is my 31x great granddad, Oliver Cromwell is my 17x great uncle and my Uncle Willy is the North Tyneside Rapist.
Rape / Sexual Violence Hengist (941) · 14-09-2026 0854Andy Carroll says he's a victim of sexual abuse. At least he scored.
Rape / Sexual Violence scotty 🥉 (637) · 24-09-2026 2358What's the difference between a Bishop and a Rook? The Rook doesn't fuck kids
Rape / Sexual Violence LennysCrevasse (1523) · 21-09-2026 2216'I really enjoy watching those young ladies run like their very lives depended on it.' 'Ah, been watching the athletics, eh?' 'Athletics?'
Rape / Sexual Violence theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3788) · 20-09-2026 1048I've started blending Rohypnol into pieces of chewing gum, then handing them out to the local schoolgirls. It's my latest invention, nickateen gum.
Rape / Sexual Violence › Date Rape Date Rape theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3788) · 18-09-2026 1857JUDGE: "Harvey Weinstein. 15 years" WEINSTEIN: "No ta. Don't you think I'm in enough fucking trouble as it is?"
Rape / Sexual Violence › MeToo Backlash MeToo Backlash LennysCrevasse (1523) · 23-09-2026 1722My dyslexic, Thunderbird-obsessed sister was raped and murdered last week We're organising a late-night Virgil for her tonight
Rape / Sexual Violence LennysCrevasse (1523) · 13-09-2026 1520Women are being given shorts at Oktoberfest to prevent upskirting, it's disgusting. The whole point of Oktoberfest is to try to get a look at some bald teenage flaps.
Rape / Sexual Violence › MeToo Backlash MeToo Backlash ianwatkins (2198) · 03-10-2026 1147At closing time last night I ended up walking up the road a bit behind a really gorgeous young lady. I figured she might have felt a bit uneasy with the circumstances, so I said, 'Wow. If only it was 1998, and I was 21 again!' She laughed and said, 'So you could chat me up, I'll bet!' I replied, 'No, back then the cops didn't even have my DNA on file. '
Rape / Sexual Violence theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (3788) · 02-10-2026 2115What's the difference between diesel and petrol? About three hours before she wakes up
Rape / Sexual Violence › Date Rape Date Rape LennysCrevasse (1523) · 28-09-2026 1008