Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock 'cos Jill's a frikkin' Tranny!!
Little miss muffet Sat on her tuffet With a dildo the size of her arm Along came a nigger Who's dick was much bigger And caused her some serious harm
Nursery Rhymes Joeydeaconsbastard (784) · 28-06-2026 2058Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep, she knew by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep.
Nursery Rhymes Squeaky (1270) · 28-06-2026 0916Gareth had a little lamb. His father had one too. If you are in to beastiality Wales is the place for you.
Nursery Rhymes Baldlice (61) · 25-06-2026 1229I used tour with Johnny Cash when I was younger, well somebody had to empty those condom machines.
Nursery Rhymes Stickyagain 🥇 🥉 (920) · 07-07-2026 2016There once was a man from Khartoum Who lured a young maid to her doom He licked and he sucked her He buggered and fucked her and left her to pay for the room
Nursery Rhymes ianwatkins 🥉 (1572) · 22-05-2026 2344NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED FOR THE 21st CENTURY Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won ten grand with Claims Direct. It's raining, it's pouring Of course it’s global warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties Now he can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them too coz he was gay. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up it's arse And turned it's wool to nylon.
Nursery Rhymes supergalley (967) · 02-12-2025 1516I've been updating some song lyrics for 2026. Shaggys "it wasn't me" chorus now goes 🎶 honey came in and she caught me red handed wanking off the girl next door 🎶
Nursery Rhymes Stickyagain 🥇 🥉 (920) · 28-06-2026 0640