Two-inch dick: "It's tiny!" she laughed. Two-inch spider: "It's enormous!" she screamed. So I've had a spider tattooed on my dick.

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Dristarg (178) · 12-09-2026 1006

In the UK we've got terrorist attacks, genital mutilation, honour killings, child marriage. First world problems.

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ianwatkins (2220) · 24-08-2026 1945

A study has found that every hot dog you eat takes 36 minutes off your life expectancy. Meh. I'd just have spent 'em eating hot dogs anyway.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (3993) · 26-09-2026 1007

A loaf of rye sourdough bread that costs 60 dollars has become New York City’s latest viral hit and status symbol. If you want to advertise your status as someone dumb enough to pay 60 bucks for a fucking loaf of bread, that is.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (3993) · 28-09-2026 1553